Love Story

will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu.

Now get your minds out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! I did.

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Anonymous said...

Girl you had me so worried. I was looking at that sweet lady in your picture and thinking that dirty girl hehe. Can any body just get the shot? I know here they save for most the elderly.

Linda said...

Hi Lynn...I'm laughing now, but I thought I had the wrong blog,you are too funny. Hope your ouchy is better.
So good to hear your DIL's surgery went well. Thinking of you all. Linda

Alison Gibbs said...

Oh my God Lynn, I thought your life was just getting exciting or I was reading a Barbara Cartland or Mills and Boon book!! Phew I need a drink of cool water.
You sure got my attention you are soo... funny.
Over here in Australia the flu or what ever bug we all got in winter was terrible. i hope your Flu Shot stops you getting the Flu Bug.

Janet said...


I beat you to it and had mine a couple of weeks ago. You made me laugh, though!

Susie Q said...

You are truly a funny lady!!! I just got mine and oh is it ouching! : ) Okay, so ouching is not a real word but it should be! : )

I am playing catch up and loving reading through your posts!!

Missed you!


Amber Cargile said...

You totally got me on that one! I am cracking up! :-) AND I just got my flu mist vaccine yesterday. They cut the amount of "mist" down considerably from last year...easy peasy! A great reminder!

Sherry said...

Lynn, that is priceless!!! I'm still laughing!!!
Yes, the flu shot is MOST important!! I'm off for mine on Saturday..thanks for the timely reminder!!

Sandi McBride said...

Hello Lynn, I saw you had dropped by and decided to return the favor. I see that I dropped in on an auspicious day. Prayers for your daughter(inlaw) go out. I know what you mean, keeping your mind busy with other things to hold back the worry. Sometimes it helps, sometimes not. I hope you are able to be easy in your mind. I know exactly where Chesterfield County Va is...I was born in New Port News, but have a funny story about Chesterfield County (Virginia)Sheriff's Office...I was at our Law Enforcement Academy in Columbia taking a course on Domestic Violence and Victim Rights and I saw a couple of officers wearing "Chesterfield County Swat Team" and I looked at Captain Quick (who was there with me taking the course) and said, when did we get a swat team, we've only been here for a week...lol...Capt Quick found out soon enough!!!
Again, prayers for your loved one...I'll be back in later...Sandi

Cowboys and Custard said...

Well that was a bit steamy for this time of the morning.. certainly caught my attention.. then saw the dreaded word FLU! Yes must book a flu jab.. thanks for reminding me Lynn.

Michelle said...

Oh my, you had me going! I hope your ouchy feels better :)

vintage twist said...

Hope your arm has stopped hurting.

Anonymous said...

You got me:)

BittersweetPunkin said...

I as thinking that your blog was sabotaged there for a minute....LOL

CIELO said...

ha! that reminds me I have to get mine... ouch!


Dena said...

Oh boy, that was a good one! LOL :) I'm still not going to go get that shot...okay, maybe after Thanksgiving. Boy do I hate shots!


Rhoda @ Southern Hospitality said...

Hi, Lynne, I don't think I've been by to visit you before, but saw you at Pat's Back porch & wanted to say hello. Your blog looks like a lot of fun...I'll be back to check out more!


Joy Zaczyk said...

Lynn, this is so funny! For this post alone I give you my "You Make Me Laugh Award! Please feel free to pass it on! :)

I was supposed to get my shot today but forgot...uh-oh. :(

Brittany said...

Lynn, you made me blush....until I scrolled down and I laughed for 10 minutes!! You are too funny!

Anonymous said...

Hi Lynn, oh goodness you are so funny! Good girl getting the flu shot, the flu is terrible :( Thanks for your comments re Jacqui's designergirls, she makes them for our special blogging friends and has one ready for you! Just need you email adress to send it to. Pop by our Blog and click on the little white bird carrying a letter and then we'll send it right away, think you'll love it:) Jenn and Jacqui

Unknown said...

You are so funny Lynn!!! I kept thinking, what is this post, LOL!!!!! I wish they made a Norovirus shot :( Hopefully soon!!!!!

Love ya,

Nancy said...

I just found your blog, that is too funny, I have had to flu shot this year, so hopefully no flu

Sweet Remembrance said...

Lynn...I love it!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving,

Nunnie's Attic said...

Too funny! I used to get a flu shot at work. Since I no longer work outside of the home....


Bristol said...

Funny, funny, funny. My husband and I forgot our appt. We will probably be sorry!

Anonymous said...

I've never gotten my flu shot, was going to Thursday morning as they were providing them at my college, but I chickened out. Have not had the flu in fifteen years...so...maybe another year I'll get one. Though, I did send Mr. Silver Bell to get his. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, thanks for the reminder! Good thing I kept reading, you should've seen the puzzled look on my face! (BLUSH)


Esther Sunday said...

Funny!!! I was getting all hot and bothered and you hit home with a reality check! :)

Distant Timbers Echo said...

Oi! I hate flu shots. Every time I get one, I get the flu.


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